I'l kill him, I'll focking kill him!

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As far back as I can remember,
I always wanted to be a gangster.

To me...

...being a gangster was better than
being president of the United States.

Even before I went to the cabstand
for an after-school job...

...I knew I wanted to be a part of them.

It was there that I knew I belonged.
To me, it meant being somebody...

...in a neighborhood full of nobodies.

They weren't like anybody else.
They did whatever they wanted.

They parked in front of hydrants
and never got a ticket.

When they played cards all night...

...nobody ever called the cops.