Shhaaaggg...
Date: 30 Jan 2009 at 15:41
You were always horrible to me Peter, always. I don't know what I did to upset you so much. Maybe now that we've grown up we can be friends? I mean REAL FRIENDS? like the american ones that I watch on the telly, "F R I E N D S" - we could move to New York and begin a new life together, in an apartment, you could be the cool one that all the girls fancy, and I could be the dim-witted one that everyone thinks is hilarious... we could live next door to a group of mis-matched girlfriends and maybe we'll fall in love with one or two of them. I'll get some weak beer and order some of those leather chairs for us to sit on.
Hey, how you doin'? etc...
It's going to be just great, I can tell.